| History of the fly-Gods | |
| In the beginning....... | |
| At first there were amoebae. The next step in evolution were flies. Flies haven't evolved a single bit since they swarmed the planet. Like Gods they keep their form for all eternity. In fact, flies have created earth and all it's inhabitants just the way they like it. Lots of creatures to annoy which shit in huge quantities so a huge playground was created. | |
early fly (50.000.000 BC)
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| Flies have made themselves in
great numbers because that way it is easier to control their subjects. Like
true Gods they are omnipresent and always alert.
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| Why houseflies? | |
| The latin name for flies
"Musca Domestica" has been different in early times. In fact, it
used to be "Deo Domestica" or in plain English
"HouseGods". The fact that the words GODS and FLIES are
abbreviations for other things is more proof that there can be no mistaking
about their divine status:
Flying Lords In Every Sense (FLIES) Flying Laps In Excrements Spirals (FLIES) Fumbling Lots In Earths Shit (FLIES) Groups Of Devouring Shiteaters (GODS) Gangs Of Doody Slurpers (GODS) Grazing On Divine Shit (GODS) Gobblers Of Double Scheitpiles (GODS)
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| Modern flies...... | |
| As stated flies haven't
evolved (like mere mortals do) but they only grew stronger. They should be
praised on a daily basis and be called names like "O Mighty Shitseeking
Missile" or "O Divine Shitmagnet". When we adress them like
this in our daily prayers they may be more mercifull on you and pester you
less. At least no more than non-believers.
"...As anyone is, so is his God; And thus is God, oft strangely odd..." J. W. von Goethe (1749-1832) |
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How
early worshippers depicted God.