Proof that flies are in fact Gods...

They are "up there" and "around".

When you need them, they are never there. When you least need them, they pop up.

They are easy to pray to; they never listen (like all Gods), it's a 3-letter word which keeps prayers short.

Their wrath is unspeakable cruel. (just keep your meat out of the fridge for a day, buy plenty of toiletpaper first)

There's movies of people turning into Gods; Jeff Goldblum in "The Fly" and Marlon Brando in "Apocalypse Now". I think "Cocoon" is about Gods too.

"And God created man to his own image". (That's why we're full of shit)

There's bibles written in praise of them. Like "The Book Of Flies" and "Winged Divinity".

" .....And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch of their flocks at night. An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that will for all the people. Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is the Lord of Flies and will feed on your faeces....."

Book of Flies, chapter 18 : 9

The Holy Bible (made for another God) has also a lot of references to the fact that flies are more than just a mere pest. These quotes are all from the Holy Bible:

Exodus 8:21
If you do not let my people go, I will send swarms of flies on you and your officials, on your people and into your houses. The houses of the Egyptians will be full of flies, and even the ground where they are. 
(Whole Chapter: Exodus 8 In context: Exodus 8:20-22)


Exodus 8:22
" 'But on that day I will deal differently with the land of Goshen, where my people live; no swarms of flies will be there, so that you will know that I, the LORD , am in this land. 
(Whole Chapter: Exodus 8 In context: Exodus 8:21-23)


Exodus 8:24
And the LORD did this. Dense swarms of flies poured into Pharaoh's palace and into the houses of his officials, and throughout Egypt the land was ruined by the flies. 
(Whole Chapter: Exodus 8 In context: Exodus 8:23-25)


Exodus 8:29
Moses answered, "As soon as I leave you, I will pray to the LORD , and tomorrow the flies will leave Pharaoh and his officials and his people. Only be sure that Pharaoh does not act deceitfully again by not letting the people go to offer sacrifices to the LORD ." 
(Whole Chapter: Exodus 8 In context: Exodus 8:28-30)


Exodus 8:31
and the LORD did what Moses asked: The flies left Pharaoh and his officials and his people; not a fly remained. 
(Whole Chapter: Exodus 8 In context: Exodus 8:30-32)


Deuteronomy 4:17
or like any animal on earth or any bird that flies in the air, 
(Whole Chapter: Deuteronomy 4 In context: Deuteronomy 4:16-18)


Job 20:8
Like a dream he flies away, no more to be found, banished like a vision of the night. 
(Whole Chapter: Job 20 In context: Job 20:7-9)


Psalm 78:45
He sent swarms of flies that devoured them, and frogs that devastated them. 
(Whole Chapter: Psalm 78 In context: Psalm 78:44-46)


Psalm 91:5
You will not fear the terror of night, nor the arrow that flies by day, 
(Whole Chapter: Psalm 91 In context: Psalm 91:4-6)


Psalm 105:31
He spoke, and there came swarms of flies, and gnats throughout their country. 
(Whole Chapter: Psalm 105 In context: Psalm 105:30-32)


Ecclesiastes 10:1
As dead flies give perfume a bad smell, so a little folly outweighs wisdom and honor. 
(Whole Chapter: Ecclesiastes 10 In context: Ecclesiastes 10:1-2)


Isaiah 7:18
In that day the LORD will whistle for flies from the distant streams of Egypt and for bees from the land of Assyria. 
(Whole Chapter: Isaiah 7 In context: Isaiah 7:17-19)


Isaiah 51:6
Lift up your eyes to the heavens, look at the earth beneath; the heavens will vanish like smoke, the earth will wear out like a garment and its inhabitants die like flies. But my salvation will last forever, my righteousness will never fail. 
(Whole Chapter: Isaiah 51 In context: Isaiah 51:5-7)

Exodus 8:31
and the LORD did what Moses asked: The flies left Pharaoh and his officials and his people; not a fly remained. 
(Whole Chapter: Exodus 8 In context: Exodus 8:30-32)

Leviticus 11:20
" 'All flying insects that walk on all fours are to be detestable to you. 
(Whole Chapter: Leviticus 11 In context: Leviticus 11:19-21)

Deuteronomy 14:19
All flying insects that swarm are unclean to you; do not eat them. 
(Whole Chapter: Deuteronomy 14 In context: Deuteronomy 14:18-20)

I rest my case, Flies ARE Gods !!!!

"...if God made us in His own image we have certainly returned the compliment..."

                                      Voltaire  (1694-1778)