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| flies speak a God-like language ?? | |
| After years of study
scientists have discovered that flies speak their own language. It's a
highly developed kind of speach unlike any mortal speaks. They even have
proverbs, prayers and names for eachother. It was a painstaking task, but
finally a number of complete sentences were decoded and have been made
public. Now I will reveal a few of them:
BZZBZZ = "shitpile at your six, Wodan259!" BZZBZZZ = "hey, let's sit on that guys' face" BZZZ = "Let there be light" (more God-proof) BZZZZZZ = "this place is buzzin' " ZZZZZB = "look! I'm flying backwards!!" BZBZ = "wait up..my fly is undone" BZZZZZ = "I hope the pope shits in the woods" BZZZZZBZ = "I don't hope we can get the shit back into the horse" BZZZZ = "I heard Wodan894 committed insecticide!" BZZZBZ = "One fly in the hand is worth ten in the bush" BZBZZZ = "Make faeces, not war"
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| Flies are one entity ?? | |
| Some people can make the
mistake to think that all flies are individual Gods. In fact all flies are
one big being. Although it is permitted to call a single fly GOD and worship
them individually, it's generally considered that praising one fly is
praising ALL of them. Never make the mistake of trying to kill God by
swatting an individual fly. Their wrath will be devastating!
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| Flies are from space ?? | |
| The origin of flies is
somewhat uncertain, but proof is emerging that flies have come from
deepspace and were put on the earth to rule it. Nasa sattelites have even
taken pictures from the mothership checking in on the "Airborne
Gods". This highly classified picture of the so-called "Starship
Enterflies" has been unpublished untill yet:
So actually it can be stated that flies are "SatelliteGods".
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".....and God did spit on his food to make it the spice of Gods and easier to swallow....." Book Of Flies, chapter 29 : 5 |
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