1   Water to blood  (They drank water from chipped glasses)

2   Frogs   (The French army marched into Egypt)

3   Gnats   (Bugs buggered the poor buggers)

4   Flies   (Men were forced to wear trousers with dangerous openings in the front)

5   Livestock diseased   (MacDonalds was introduced in Egypt)

6   Boils   (Puberty lasted untill the age of 60)

7   Thunder and hail   (...and Moses stretched forth his rod towards heaven....)

8   Locusts   (The first lawyers settled in the land of milk and honey)

9   Darkness   (Every day the light vanished half of the time!..wow!)

10   Death of the firstborn   (Every firstborn child died after about 70 years)

11   Farts   (...and the Prophet Flatus broke the winds upon the people...)